1999 Washington DC: The Capital Crimes Tour

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In the steamin' hot Summer of 1999, whilst Billy-Bob Clinton was mauling portly Monica, Mike and Bone decided to maul the Mall in DC ! It was a record setting heat wave in George Washington's City made only more miserable with the lack of beer and booze in the City due to the rampant depredations of a Mike and Bone Tour ! For three days they offended Congress, the President, the press corps, while they toured and ravaged monuments and poor George Washington's home Mount Vernon. Truly despite the hot air of the summer and the politicians, the town breathed easier when Mike and Bone blew out of town !  


Day 1: Mauling the Mall

Day 2: A Capital Time

Day 3: Hangin' with George